Last night I had the strangest dream about Paula Deen. Somehow, I knew her and we were fairly well acquainted. She had a party at her house and I was there. The only problem was that she couldn't stand me! The entire dream consisted of me trying to impress Paula Deen and failing miserably. I kept going on and on about how wonderful she was and she just kept rolling her eyes and trying to avoid me! I was so obnoxious about trying to kiss up to her that I was really embarrassed for myself. And my feelings were so hurt that she kept giving me the cold shoulder. I woke up feeling so rejected!
Hmmm...I wonder what this dream means? There may be some deep psychological reason for this. Perhaps this is a representation of my insecurities in the kitchen? Maybe I'm secretly obsessed with Paula Deen? Maybe I've watched too much Food Network?
Anyway, it was weird.
Paula Dean, huh! hmmmm....maybe you need to create your own Julia Julie....And blog about all of Paula's recipes..it could be Paula and Jackie!
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